A post I made on Livejournal not too long ago...

These are just some lazy critique's of three movies I saw not too long ago. While I do use a lot of vulgar words... I can usually analyze a film way better than how I did below. This was just meant to remove some boredom from my life. People read it and thought it was funny/a good way to figure out what movie they should check out, so I thought I'd share it with the blogger.com scene (UNFORTUNATELY NONE OF MY LJ FRIENDS WHO READ THIS COMMENTED, so you might not believe a word of what I said in that last sentence). Enjoy!

I just saw three movies.


Death Sentence - Kevin Bacon is awesome. I liked this movie a lot except the music kinda blew, it was very corny when that ONE song would come up during an emotional part. Very violent, and teaches the moral story that vengeance might just come back and bite you in the dick.
Rating: ***1/2 stars of WIN!


Casshern - Japanese movie based off of a 70's anime series/80's anime movie. It was barely anything like either. They were trying to be WAY TOO DEEP with the story, when all it needed to be about is a dude dressed up in white with a white ninja mask beating the shit out of robots. The action sequences were cool... BUT THERE WERE BARELY ANY! It was all like "DUHHHH LIFE IS LIKE A FLOWER, IT BLOOMS BUT HUMANS ARE BAD BECAUSE THEY KILL OTHER PEOPLE BLAH BLAH BLAH" stupid!! Not to mention that it also took what Sin City tried to do with recording actors in front of a green screen with little-to-no props and surround them with CGI... but there was one small problem... THE CGI SUCKED ASS!!!! Way to set computer graphics back 10 years, assholes! It looked like the graphics of when PC games introducked CGI cinematic scenes with real people in front of a blue screen in 1996.
This movie had the potential to grab you by the face, kick you in the nuts/pussy/both (if you were born like that), and then ravage you in the ass with your own arm... but it was trying to appeal to all the new-age film faggots out there. SO, fuck this movie in the ass. The music was pretty cool, though. That's the ONLY reason why it even gets a single star.
Rating: * star of EPIC FAIL!!
Side Note: I was especially disappointed because I love Japanese movies/anime, and I was excited that this movie might be able to combine the two... ugh, fuck this movie hard!


Meat Weed Madness - Think I would like this movie because Troma published it? NOPE! I do not like something JUST because of Troma. This movie sucked big-time. The acting, plot, story, effects, etc. All of it was HORRIBLE! I watched this movie in total WTFocity. It was shitty. BUT... there WAS that scene with a guy fucking a girl in the ass... both of them dressed up in knife costumes. AND there were really hot chicks in it that were naked for practically the whole fucking movie!! THAT makes this movie way better than Casshern.
Rating: **** stars of WIN!

First Entry Ever!

Hi, I'm Scott Lawn.
This is my first entry on this my newest blog. In time, I hope that everyone will come to know this blog as THE OFFICIAL blog for Scott Lawn. I'll be making identical posts from here onto my Livejournal and Myspace blogs after this one gets the update (the links to those are on the right sidebar). There is a short-but-sweet description of what this blog will be about on the right sidebar, and I'll start this blog out by talking about myself a little bit.

About Me -
People would describe me as "a typical guy", but I think I go beyond that. I believe myself to be the manliest of all men. This is due to my interests. Yes, I have friends who may be into a few things that I am into, but could TOTALLY care less about anything else that I'm into. For example, a friend of mine that shares my interest of film making couldn't care less about football (which I love). I have all sorts of interests, and the people that surround me share only a few. What are these interests? Here, I'll tell ya...

• Film Making
  
• Movies (Watching them)
  
• Video Games (Especially online)
  
• Football (New England Patriots)
  
• Baseball (Boston Red Sox)
• Mixed Martial Arts
• Cooking (Yes, the way I do it is very manly)
• Music (Hardcore, Metal, some Rap, and some weird shit)
• Blogging (Hey now!)
• Partying
• Surfing (Just started, still learning)
• Anything to do with the beach
• Anything to do with hot chicks (That doesn't involve in me getting walked on because Scott Lawn don't love them hos)
  

Just the stuff that I can think of at the moment. You get the idea.

More about me; my dream is to be a film maker. Not really the rich & famous Hollywood type (even though I wouldn't mind that), but I'd be content having my films shown around the country, and hopefully one day the world. I'd be content with a cult-following, and would find myself extremely lucky if I can make-ends by using film making as a way to make a living. I want to write, produce, direct, edit, and act in all of my movies. The more control I can have over my own film, the better. I don't mind that it will take a lot more work, as long as it's my own, then I'm willing to put forward whatever is needed. Don't mistake me as a glory-hog though, I'm speaking about my own films. I wouldn't mind working on other films that are not my own, and would do my best not to take any control in that instance, ha!
Until then, I'm just working a slightly-above minimum wage job at a place that I don't like very much.

That's it for now, after this post I am going to post some more entries that I had already made on Livejournal, just to give this journal some substance. If you have read this far, thank you very much and I hope to think that you will read/see what I have to offer, as well as leave me a comment now and then.

-Scott M.F. Lawn
Clobbering Time!